I want to be a security guard at Incheon Airport.
Me: Excuse me, sir, step aside please. You did not pass the full body scan, I'm going to have to pat you down.
Bias: Uh, but I don't ev---
Me: Nope, that's just how it goes, sir.
Bias: Wait but--
Me: Sorry, rules are rules.
-Ten Minutes Later-
Me: \(゚ー゚\) \(゚ー゚\) \(゚ー゚\) ..... (ノ・ω・)ノ
Bias: Uh, I think you can sto---
Me: JUST LET ME DO MY JOB.

